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12.06.2025 01:35

Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Just Forget it!
How do Flat Earthers explain time zones?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How the Menstrual Cycle Affects ADHD - The Cut
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?
They put up a sign reading
No way
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Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.