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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

NASA Warns: China Hidden Power Could Slow Earth’s Rotation Instantly with a Single Move - The Daily Galaxy

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

‘Amazing Worlds of Science Fiction and Science Fact’ Review: An Education in Exoplanets - WSJ

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Science-Backed Tips for Increasing Your Stamina at Any Age - Prevention

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Oilers-Panthers tale of the tape: Who has the edge in Cup Final rematch? - theScore.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Three Seconds of Strength Training a Day Is All It Takes to Build Muscle Without Spending Hours at the Gym: Here’s How to Do It - The Daily Galaxy

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Just Forget it!

How do Flat Earthers explain time zones?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How the Menstrual Cycle Affects ADHD - The Cut

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?

They put up a sign reading

No way

Nvidia in focus as BofA maintains Buy after meeting, Chinese companies hesitate (NVDA:NASDAQ) - Seeking Alpha

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

With massive funding round and $31 billion valuation, Anduril is nearing the size of defense industry giants it wants to displace - Fortune