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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

How do the police verify the authenticity of an online profile? What methods do they use to determine if a profile is real or fake?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

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Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Do you agree with Kamala Harris that Donald Trump is dangerous?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Ok, so this is a question seeking an answer to clear up whatever gymnastics are in my head. I'm a moderately attractive guy, sincere heart, genuinely looking to love another, established. Why don't women that I'm attracted to, want me back?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

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No go.

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

'Club World Ca$h Grab': Players don protest shirts at pregame - Sounder at Heart

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

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